{"id":5206,"date":"2013-05-10T13:01:26","date_gmt":"2013-05-10T12:01:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kettingzaag.wordpress.com\/?p=5206"},"modified":"2014-09-26T07:42:15","modified_gmt":"2014-09-26T06:42:15","slug":"kaal-of-kammen-weetjewel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dekettingzaag.nl\/dekettingzaag.nl\/kaal-of-kammen-weetjewel\/","title":{"rendered":"Kaal of kammen, weetjewel"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u2018Kale mongool!!\u201d<\/i> \u00a0Ja, dat riepen we altijd vanaf het lagere schoolplein als er weer zo\u2019n nietsvermoedend haarloos figuur langs kwam fietsen. Tegenwoordig is \u2018vleespet\u2019<\/i> het woord, je hoort niemand meer \u2018kale mongool\u2019 <\/i>zeggen, helaas. En bovendien: er is geen beginnen meer aan want kaalheid is overal tegenwoordig. Iedere idioot die \u2019s morgens voor de spiegel een kaal plekje ontdekt zit dezelfde middag al bij de barbier om hup alles eraf te laten halen, lijkt het wel.<\/p>\n

\"kaal\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Welbeschouwd zien we dus een nieuw soort tweedeling binnen de mannelijke mensheid ontstaan: de kalen en de niet-kalen. De half-kalen bestaan niet meer want die halen alles er meteen af. Neem alleen al onze BN\u2019ers: Humberto Tan, Eddy Zoey, Herman den Blijker: ooit hadden ze veel haar. Nu niet meer. Een tussenfase is er niet. Kaalheid is een keuze!<\/p>\n

\"NickCave2009\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Nick Cave, een jaar of\u00a0drie terug<\/i><\/p>\n

Maar hey, in de popmuziek is het net iets anders gesteld. Daar is kaalheid blijkbaar terug te draaien. Want hoe kan dat nou? Nick Cave die in zijn nieuwe clip weer een volle bos haar heeft terwijl hij\u00a0twee jaar terug nog psychopaat-inhammen had ter grootte van de Wester- en de Oosterschelde? En Morrissey dan, een kwieke kuif op zijn kop lukte niet meer in 2008, maar sinds kort is hij weer de jonge Elvis zelfve.\u00a0De vraag is\u00a0dan ook: is hier sprake van spontane tussentijdse groeispurten\u00a0of krijgt moeder natuur een kontje?<\/p>\n

\"Nickcave\"<\/a>
\nNick Cave toen<\/i><\/p>\n

[youtube http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=O2TX_OEvp_s]<\/p>\n

Nick Cave nu, met zijn nieuwste single <\/i>Mermaids. Puik nummer overigens, is van zijn verrassend goeie 2013-album <\/i>Push The Sky Away.<\/i><\/p>\n

Een antwoord daarop vinden is niet eenvoudig. Maar gelukkig zit de wereld vol met freaks (‘paradijsvogels’ zou\u00a0NCRV-Joris\u00a0heel positief zeggen) en een aantal daarvan zijn een heuse blog begonnen met maar \u00e9\u00e9n onderwerp: de dreigende kaalslag onder beroemdheden. Je kunt er lezen over alle aspecten van het bekendste mannelijke ongemak:\u00a0 dreigende kaalheid, haartransplantaties,\u00a0open dakkies, kruisscheringen, vette inhammen, receding hairlines<\/em>, permanentjes, pruiken, toupetjes, invallende kuiven…. Alles aan de hand van bekende\u00a0hoofden. Dus wil je precies weten hoe het zit met de bovenkant van Phil Spector, The Edge of Axl Rose? Check dan bijvoorbeeld\u00a0http:\/\/www.baldingcelebrities.com\/<\/a>\u00a0.\u00a0 Ook Hollandse koppen mogen op deze blog meedoen want zowel Wesley Sneijder als Arjen Robben krijgen een triple-A behandeling. Is leuk!<\/p>\n

\"kaal2\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Desnoods zo!<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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